Single like a boss!

Is it bad to be single?  Umm.. NO!  I think a person whose single can literally enjoy his life as compared to the one in a relationship. Being single is fun you can enjoy each and every moment of your life, no fights, no depression phase, no insecurities, not to worry about how you look everyday and so much more. It sucks being in a relationship dude firstly you have to be with one person only whether you like it or not you are supposed to spend most of your time with them. Also if some day you decide or just by mistake are not able to talk to them, Dude trust me you are screwed big time all that drama is going to happen. How the drama starts 'Baby you don't love me anymore. I think am not good enough for you. You don't have time for me. You have forgotten me.'
Dude seriously get a life and give me some space to breathe man. I wonder don't people feel suffocated in such situations, piece of advice stay single if you want to enjoy the life's chingles ( wow dude that rhymes I can be a poet some day.. Yaaay nice idea).
Staying single gives you so.much freedom you can flirt with anyone, you can act yourself, it doesn't matter how you look (until you end up looking like the mask well then its a problem) and the biggest advantage of being single no wastage of money. HAHA
I feel bad for people who spend like 6-7 years with a single person I mean don't you get all bored. As RANBIR has said 'life mein thoda keema pau, mutton biryani bi hona chahiye na' meaning life should have all the flavours and not get stuck on one creepy flavor. What is the fun of being with one person when you can meet and spend time and get to know so many other different people at that time. You can say am allergic to relationships yes man I am. They are like commitments and they are a waste of time as well. Enjoy your life YOLO and after sometime when you reach mid twenties you'll have to get married also so that's the biggest time you are going to spend with a single person. Till then enjoy life and enjoy the freedom you have, flirt, get laid, smoke, drink, do all the crazy stuff you want because you never know what if your life partner is a total bore. And you don't get to do the crazy stuff then it's better enjoy the way you are today.No responsibilities, no urge to remember all the dates (anniversary date, first kiss date, first hug date) if I would have remembered or learnt my syllabus so much i would have passed with flying colours. LOL 

"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with" -Sex and the City